SAMURAI COP 2 Is COMING!!!!!

Posted by Stephen Lambrechts (follow me @Slambrechts)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is some news that is so monumental, so splendiferous and so transcendent that I honestly don't know how to process it. Quaaludes perhaps?

A Kickstarter campaign has begun to crowdfund a sequel to the greatest bad movie ever, SAMURAI COP!

The film, entitled SAMURAI COP 2: DEADLY VENGEANCE, will reunite the very much alive Matt Hannon with his partner-in-justice Mark Grazer as the greatest cop buddy duo this side of Riggs and Murtaugh, Joe Marshall and Frank Washington. The sexual tension is guaranteed to reach nuclear levels!

Hollywood martial arts legend Gerald Okamura will return (despite having been killed in the original) and fantastically breasty actress Melissa Moore will return as Peggy. Let's hope she keeps it warm! Alongside the returning stars, there's an impressive line-up of performers new to the world of SAMURAI COP that are attached. Check out the list below:

GEORGE LAZENBY (James Bond in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service")
SEYMOUR CASSEL (Oscar Nominee, "Faces")
HENRY SILVA (Eurocrime genre actor, "The Manchurian Candidate")
LAURENE LANDON ("Hundra," "All The Marbles")
KAYDEN KROSS ("Blue Dream")
LEXI BELLE (Penthouse Pet of the Year)
NICOLE BAILEY (Mac Miller and the Most Dope Family)
KRISTINE DeBELL ("The Big Brawl," "Meatballs")
NICOLE D'ANGELO ("Blue Dream")
STUART WHITMAN ("The Longest Day")
EDDIE DEEZEN ("Grease")
SHANE RYAN ("Amateur Porn Star Killer")
MATTHEW MAHANEY ("Days of Our Lives")
JESSE HLUBIK ("May")
LISA LONDON ("Sudden Impact")
MINDY ROBINSON ("V/H/S/2")
RAMZI ABED ("The Devil's Muse")
SHAUN PICCININO ("The Lackey")
EDWIN A. SANTOS ("Mad Cowgirl")
MAGDA MARCELLA ("Miracle Mile Girls")

George Lazenby? Lexi Belle?! As if we needed more convincing! Holy hell. I can't get over how incredible this news is. I'm practically trembling in anticipation. Head on over to the film's Kickstarter page and lay down some cash money. I'm talking to YOU Yakuza gang members. I know you got the dough.